Sneed's Old Shredder
|See other versions: BG Regular and BG Gold|
|Set:||Goblins vs Gnomes|
Deathrattle: Summon a random Legendary minion.
When Sneed was defeated in the Deadmines, his shredder was sold at auction to an anonymous buyer. (Probably Hogger.)
How to get[edit | edit source]
|Sneed's Old Shredder||1600||400|
|Golden Sneed's Old Shredder||3200||1600|
Notes[edit | edit source]
- This card's Deathrattle can summon any collectible legendary minion in the game, including those specific to classes other than the controlling hero. Uncollectible minions such as Thaddius will not be summoned.
- As of Descent of Dragons, there are 302 legendary minions in the game, giving this card a 0.33% chance of summoning any given minion.
- If this card summons a Kel'Thuzad, that minion's triggered effect will return the Sneed's Old Shredder to life at the end of the turn.
- Minions summoned by this card's Deathrattle will enter play prior to the resolution of the Shredder's death. It will also be summoned before the resolution of any spell used to destroy the Shredder.
- Unlike the Piloted Shredder and Piloted Sky Golem, the minion summoned by Sneed's Old Shredder is defined by rarity rather than mana cost. This makes its effect much more variable than its piloted brothers, which generally summon minions slightly weaker than themselves - in comparison, the mana costs of legendaries run all the way from 1 to 10, so the minion summoned could be much weaker or much stronger than expected.
- A possibly unfavorable outcome from Sneed's Old Shredder's Deathrattle is to summon Majordomo Executus, whose Deathrattle replaces your hero with Ragnaros the Firelord (hero) and sets your maximum Health to 8.
Strategy[edit | edit source]
If the Deathrattle summons a minion with Battlecry, it will not trigger, but you can use cards like Youthful Brewmaster, Ancient Brewmaster , Shadowstep or Zola the Gorgon to return the minion to your hand so you take advantage of powerful Battlecries.
Possible summons[edit | edit source]
|Name / Desc||Rarity||Subtype||Class||Cost||Atk||HP||Description|
Each turn this is in your hand, transform it into a card your opponent is holding. He's everyone you want to be.
|Patches the Pirate||Legendary||Pirate||Any||1||1||1|
After you play a Pirate, summon this minion from your deck. What do sailors yell when Patches steals their treasure chest full of laws and other things being transported to parliament for a vote? "The Eyes have it!"
|Reliquary of Souls||Legendary||General||Priest||1||1||3|
Deathrattle: Shuffle 'Reliquary Prime' into your deck. These three represent Anger, Desire, and Suffering. Much like raid night guild chat.
Each turn this is in your hand, transform it into a different minion. It's like being able to play with THREE angry chickens!
|Sir Finley Mrrgglton||Legendary||Murloc||Any||1||1||3|
Battlecry: Discover a new basic Hero Power. In addition to fluent Common, he also speaks fourteen dialects of 'mrgl'.
Whenever you draw a minion, add a copy of it to your hand. His worgen children call him Archmage AROO-OO-OO-OO-gal.
Spell Damage +1
Deathrattle: Shuffle 'Solarian Prime' into your deck. Loyal to Kael'thas Sunstrider, this blood elf mage sought arcane power in the Void. Did she find it... or did IT find her?
Spell Damage +1. Deathrattle: Draw a card. He's in charge of the Annual Scarlet Monastery Blood Drive!
Whenever you discard this, give it +2/+2 and return it to your hand. A bit of a snob: still refuses to drive anything with automatic transmission.
Divine Shield, Lifesteal
Your healing is doubled. He wants to tank, but Boom always makes him play support.
|E.T.C., God of Metal||Legendary||General||Warrior||2||1||4|
After a friendly Rush minion attacks, deal 2 damage to the enemy hero. There are Old Gods and then there are Rock Gods.
Battlecry: Give all weapons in your hand and deck +1 Attack. Grapplehammer is the horrible mind behind the Automatic Piranha Launcher (banned in 7 districts)!
Your Demons cost (1) less.
Deathrattle: Shuffle 'Kanrethad Prime' into your deck. After Illidan's downfall, Kanrethad formed the Council of the Black Harvest to study Illidan's fel magic. Some say he was... green with envy.
After you cast a Choose One spell, add copies of both choices to your hand. Keeps your choices handy.
Your cards that summon minions summon twice as many. "What do you call two minions summoned at once? Twinions, haha! Wait... where are you going?"
Whenever a player casts a spell, put a copy into the other player's hand. Lorewalker Cho archives and shares tales from the land of Pandaria, but his favorite story is the one where Joey and Phoebe go on a road trip.
Battlecry: Enemy spells cost (0) next turn. "I'm gonna light you up, sweetcheeks!"
Deathrattle: Shuffle 'Murgurgle Prime' into your deck. Murlocs are not native to Outland. When the Sungills arrived, one among them rose to the challenge of this dark world. They call him... Murgurgle. Murgur Murgurgle.
At the start of your turn, you have a 50% chance to draw an extra card. Nat Pagle, Azeroth's premier fisherman! He invented the Auto-Angler 3000, the Extendo-Pole 3000, and the Lure-o-matic 2099 (still in testing).
|Nat, the Darkfisher||Legendary||General||Any||2||2||4|
At the start of your opponent's turn, they have a 50% chance to draw an extra card. You can take away his humanity, but you will never take away his fishing pole.
Battlecry: If your deck has no 2-cost cards, give all minions in your deck +1/+1. Three Princes stand before you. This one wants to buff his brothers.
Deathrattle: Return this to your hand as a 6/6 that cost (6). If you strike her down, she shall become more powerful than you can possibly… well, she'll become a 6/6 anyways.
After you play a Secret, Discover a Secret from a different class. What is a shadowjeweler? A miserable little pile of secrets.
|Sir Finley of the Sands||Legendary||Murloc||Paladin||2||2||3|
Battlecry: If your deck has no duplicates, Discover an upgraded Hero Power. "The sands shall be my sea! And this scarab shall be my, er, strange and wriggly boat!"
|Tenwu of the Red Smoke||Legendary||General||Rogue||2||3||2|
Battlecry: Return a friendly minion to your hand. It costs (1) this turn. Red, the color of subtlety.
|Zayle, Shadow Cloak||Legendary||General||Any||2||3||2|
You start the game with one of Zayle's EVIL Decks! E.V.I.L. is the new black.
|Zephrys the Great||Legendary||Elemental||Any||2||3||2|
Battlecry: If your deck has no duplicates, wish for the perfect card. "Of course it's perfect, you're just not seeing how to use it."
|Ace Hunter Kreen||Legendary||General||3||2||4|
Your other characters are Immune while attacking. This grandmaster marksman loves winning tournaments and eating a bit of ice cream.
Deathrattle: Shuffle 'Akama Prime' into your deck. "To many of my people, I am known as a traitor... as Illidan's lapdog. I will remain in the shadows, for now... Actually, maybe I'll just remain in the shadows forever."
Deathrattle: Shuffle 'Msshi'fn Prime' into your deck. Brave leader of the Sporeggar. Guided by the philosophy that one should not mssh with matters that are not one's msshiness.
After you cast a spell, refresh your Hero Power. Gadgetzan has always run an under-the-table auction house, and business has been PRETTY good for Beardo since the population explosion. And since the explosion that destroyed the competing auction houses in the city.
Your Battlecries trigger twice. Contains 75% more fiber than his brother Magni!
Battlecry: Add a random Legendary minion to your hand. Little faerie dragons are made of sugar and spice and maniacal vice.
After you cast three spells in a turn, summon a 5/5 Elemental. Like the Dragon Soul. If dragons had souls of ice.
Your Secrets trigger twice. Two people can keep a secret as long as neither of them are Commander Rhyssa.
Deathrattle: Give a Dragon in your hand +3/+3 and this Deathrattle. You can't just run away from your problems. Unless you have another dragon to jump to.
At the end of your turn, deal 1 damage to all other minions. Let's be clear about this: ACIDMAW is the sidekick.
Battlecry: Your next spell this turn casts twice. "The coin? You used me for THE COIN!?"
Whenever you target this minion with a spell, deal 3 damage to a random enemy. HATES being called "the wonder twins".
Battlecry: Add a random Legendary minion to your hand. “I'll trade you a Malfurion for an Anduin.”
Whenever you target this minion with a spell, gain Divine Shield. LOVES being called "the wonder twins".
|Grand Totem Eys'or||Legendary||Totem||Shaman||3||0||4|
At the end of your turn, give +1/+1 to all other Totems in your hand, deck and battlefield. Some say it can see straight into the soul of any who dare to read its flavor text...
|High Priest Thekal||Legendary||General||Paladin||3||3||4|
Battlecry: Convert all but 1 of your hero's Health into Armor. "…and then I beat him with 1 Health!"
Battlecry: Discover a spell that costs (1) or more. If you play it this turn, repeat this effect. When you have fire in your heart, even death can't stop you.
Battlecry: Give your opponent 2 Bananas. King Mukla wanders Jaguero Isle, searching for love.
Spell Damage +1
Deathrattle: Shuffle 'Vashj Prime' into your deck. Personal handmaiden to Queen Azshara turned lieutenant to Illidan Stormrage. Also quite the hair sssstylist.
Battlecry: Set the Health of all other minions to 1.
Deathrattle: Deal 1 damage to all minions. Alexei Barov stayed at Scholomance despite leasing it to Kel’Thuzad. He says it’s for "supervision."
Battlecry: Discover a copy of a card in your oppponent's hand. Of course she knows the future, she's been looking at your cards the WHOLE TIME!
Battlecry: Choose an enemy minion.
Deathrattle: Summon a new copy of it. It’s pronounced "Kaahrj."
Battlecry: Swap hands and decks with your opponent until your next turn. "…and that's how I ended up with a Murloc Cultural Studies major."
At the end of your turn, summon a 1/1 Steward. Moroes runs an army of stewards, but still ends up inflating the balloons himself.
Battlecry: If your deck has no 3-Cost cards, transform into a 3/3 copy of a minion. Three Princes stand before you. This one wants to copy others.
Your spells are Poisonous. "Don’t worry, this will be over in a second. It might FEEL like an eternity, but I assure you, it’s quite quick!"
Deathrattle: Deal damage equal to the minion's Attack to all enemy minions. "Who is she? Where did she come from? We don't even have a police force here in Gadgetzan!!" - Mayor Noggenfogger
|Shaku, the Collector||Legendary||General||Rogue||3||2||3|
Stealth. Whenever this minions attacks, add a random card to your hand (from your opponent's class). Aya even staged an intervention once, but Shaku still insists that he is not a hoarder.
Choose One - Give Beasts in your deck +1/+1; or Transform into a copy of a friendly Beast. She holds both an academic post and a scratching post.
Deathrattle: Summon two 1/1 Microbots. "It's gonna be snip this, snap that. Bada-snip, bada-snap!"
Whenever a friendly minion dies, add a 1/1 copy of it to your hand. It costs (1). Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like a 1/1 is watching.
Spellburst: Gain Attack and Health equal to the spell's Cost. If a teacher lectures in a forest, does she even make a sound?
After you play the right-most card in your hand, draw a card. She's Dr. Boom's right-hand mage.
Battlecry: Destroy all other friendly minions.
Deathrattle: Resummon them with +1/+1. "You’re fine, friendly minions! You're fine! Don’t tell Mom!"
Battlecry: Transform another random minion into a 5/5 Devilsaur or a 1/1 Squirrel. Tinkmaster Overspark nearly lost his Tinker's license after the Great Ironforge Squirrel Stampede of '09.
Choose One - Transform into one of Loti's four dinosaur forms. “Ravasaur!”
“Is that a thing?”
“….now you’re just making those up.”
Divine Shield, Taunt, Lifesteal Wickerflame spent years as a recruit for the Goons, never making the big-time because he always fired his chest-cannon too slowly. "Hey," he thought, "maybe if I keep my beard lit on fire, I can do this faster." BOOM, promoted.
Whenever you target a minion with a spell, cast it again on its neighbors. Serenity. Peace. Many frogs.
|Zixor, Apex Predator||Legendary||Beast||Hunter||3||2||4|
Deathrattle: Shuffle 'Zixor Prime' into your deck. A living terror. Teleports at will. Feasts on tainted helboar meat. No head scritches unless you're Leoroxx.
|Zola the Gorgon||Legendary||General||Any||3||2||2|
Battlecry: Choose a friendly minion. Add a Golden copy of it to your hand. Her name seems a bit cheesy.
|Altruis the Outcast||Legendary||General||Demon Hunter||4||4||2|
After you play the left- or right-most card in your hand, deal 1 damage to all enemies. Altruis betrayed Illidan to forge his own way in Outland. With Blackjack. And Netherdrakes.
At the end of your turn, cast a spell you've cast this turn (targets are random). He's an archmage, but he might want to brush up on the basics... like aiming.
Deathrattle: Add a random Death Knight card to your hand. There must always be a Lick King.
Your minions trigger their Deathrattles twice. There used to be five Horsemen but one of them left because a job opened up in the deadmines and the benefits were better.
After you play a minion, destroy it and summon a 4/4 Failed Student. "He doesn’t grade on a curve, but on a sharp spike instead."
After you use your Hero Power, deal 5 damage to a random enemy. *Thunk* "That wasn’t a dragon!" *Thunk* "THAT wasn’t a dragon!"
Combo: Gain +2/+2 for each other card you've played this turn. He led the Stonemasons in the reconstruction of Stormwind, and when the nobles refused to pay, he founded the Defias Brotherhood to, well, deconstruct Stormwind.
Battlecry: Shuffle the 'Map to the Golden Monkey' into your deck. A large part of her job entails not mixing up the Map to the Golden Monkey with the Map to Monkey Island.
Your Choose One cards and powers have both effects combined. Always manages to mention "Back when I was creating the World Tree…" in EVERY conversation. Sheesh! Enough already.
While in your hand, this is a 3/4 copy of the last minion you played. Of all the scientists, he has the most knowledge (when measured in volume).
Battlecry: Reduce the Cost of Dragons in your deck by (2). Frizz knows that baby dragons need warmth, care, and the highest possible level of goblin engineering.
|Genzo, the Shark||Legendary||General||Any||4||5||4|
Whenever this attacks, both players draw until they have 3 cards. Infamous in the seedy underground card rooms of Gadgetzan, he got his nickname winning the coveted Shark Plushie in the city's first Hearthstone tournament.
|Gormok the Impaler||Legendary||General||Any||4||4||4|
Battlecry: If you have at least 4 other minions, deal 4 damage. Gormok has been giving impaling lessons in a small tent near the tournament grounds. For only 25g you too could learn the fine art of impaling!
|Grand Lackey Erkh||Legendary||General||Any||4||2||3|
After you play a Lackey, add a Lackey to your hand. Esteemed leader of Rafaam's Inhuman Resources department.
Battlecry: Discover two cards. Give one to your opponent at random. With Griftah in your deck, sometimes you start the game with The Coin!
StealthAfter your opponent plays a minon, become a copy of it. She wanders realities, taking on many forms. One was a unicorn princess.
|High Abbess Alura||Legendary||General||4||3||6|
Spellburst: Cast a spell from your deck (targets this if possible). She's all about hitting the books. Literally.
|High Priest Amet||Legendary||General||Priest||4||2||7|
Whenever you summon a minion, set its Health equal to this minion's. All minions are equal, but some minions are more equal than others.
|High Priestess Jeklik||Legendary||General||Warlock||4||3||4|
When you discard this, add 2 copies of it to your hand. If you love Jeklik, set her free. YOU CAN'T GET RID OF HER.
Your other minions have Rush. They’re good dogs, Tess.
Your Lifesteal damages the enemy hero instead of healing you. Well, that just sounds like damage with extra steps.
Deathrattle: Summon a 4/2 Forsaken Lilian that attacks a random enemy. She'll get to the bottom of this even if it kills her. Twice!
Deathrattle: Shuffle 'Kargath Prime' into your deck. He rules the Shattered Hand orc clan with an iron... bladefist.
|Kayn Sunfury||Legendary||General||Demon Hunter||4||3||4|
All friendly attacks ignore Taunt. "Armor and heals may slow my zeal, but fel and glaives excite me!"
Battlecry: If your deck has no duplicates, create a custom spell. The mysterious leader of the Kabal is NOT a dragon, and does NOT deal in illegal potions. Any public statements to the contrary will be met with litigation and Dragonfire Potions.
|Kiri, Chosen of Elune||Legendary||General||Druid||4||2||2|
Battlecry: Add a Solar Eclipse and Lunar Eclipse to your hand. Now, when the Sun is between the Moon and the Azeroth... that's when you've got a problem.
Battlecry: Replace spells in your hand with random spells (from your opponent's class). She doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And she absolutely will not stop... ever, until all necromancers are dead.
Dormant. Battlecry: Summon three 1/3 enemy Warders. When they die, destroy all minions and awaken. Came from another world to invade Outland and bend it to his will… only to be overthrown by an elf from another world who invaded Outland and bent it to his will.
Battlecry: Choose a minion. It goes Dormant for 2 turns. Go directly to Demon Jail. Do not attack minions, do not collect mana crystals.
|Nozdormu the Timeless||Legendary||Dragon||Paladin||4||8||8|
Battlecry: Set each player to 10 Mana Crystals. Time is mana!
Charge. Has +1 Attack for each other Murloc on the battlefield. He's a legend among murlocs. "Mrghllghghllghg!", they say.
Battlecry: If your deck has no 4-Cost cards, gain Lifesteal and Taunt. Three Princes stand before you. This one devours one after another.
After you play a Secret, put another random Hunter Secret into the battlefield. Among his more notable inventions: A tentacle-groomer, a plague that would wipe out all life on Azeroth, and a fidget spinner.
Your Murlocs cost (1). Wanna know how he got those scars? So does he.
|Sherazin, Corpse Flower||Legendary||General||Rogue||4||5||3|
Deathrattle: Go Dormant. Play 4 cards in a turn to revive this minion. A Tortollan gardener's worst nightmare.
|Sky Gen'ral Kragg||Legendary||Pirate||Any||4||2||3|
Battlecry: If you've played a Quest this game, summon a 4/2 Parrot with Rush. He's gunning for Sky Adm'ral.
After you summon a minion, trigger its Deathrattle effect. She sees the fate of anyone she meets, but it's always the same: dinosaur attack.
|Star Student Stelina||Legendary||General||Demon Hunter||4||4||3|
Outcast: Look at 3 cards in your opponent's hand. Shuffle one of them into their deck. Cheating is just using your resources wisely.
Battlecry: Shuffle 3 Candles into the enemy deck. When drawn, this awakens. I would rather light a single candle than curse the darkness. But I'm willing to do both.
|The Glass Knight||Legendary||General||Paladin||4||4||3|
Whenever you restore Health, gain Divine Shield. She seems scary, but she's got a glass jaw.
|The Nameless One||Legendary||General||Priest||4||4||4|
Battlecry: Choose a minion. Become a 4/4 copy of it, then Silence it. Used to be called " , the Nameless," but everyone got confused.
After you cast a spell on this minion, summon a 1/1 Plant and cast another copy on it. I am the Voraxx. I speak for the weeds.
While you're Overloaded, your other minions have +2 Attack. She wasn't happy when Hagatha sent her back to Uldum. But her "angry" hiss sounds like her "happy" hiss, so no one knew the difference.
|War Master Voone||Legendary||General||Warrior||4||4||3|
Battlecry: Copy all Dragons in your hand. War Master sounds cooler than Dragon Sitter.
|Whizbang the Wonderful||Legendary||General||Any||4||4||5|
You start the game with one of Whizbang's Wonderful Decks! From the prestigious Westfall Wonderfuls.
|Xaril, Poisoned Mind||Legendary||General||Rogue||4||3||2|
Battlecry and Deathrattle: Add a random Toxin card to your hand. It's basically your own fault if you go around drinking weird green potions handed out by creepy mantid dudes.
Deathrattle: Summon a 0/3 Ashes of Al'ar that resurrects this minion on your next turn. Week 679: Still no mount...
|Anka, the Buried||Legendary||General||Rogue||5||5||5|
Battlecry: Change each Deathrattle minion in your hand into a 1/1 that costs (1). "You look familiar. Were you at my first funeral?"
Each turn this is in your hand, transform it into a 5/5 copy of a random Legendary minion. The Shudderwock finds him particularly frumious.
Battlecry: Add a copy of each of your other Battlecry minions to your hand. "Thanks a latte!"
Battlecry: Summon a 1/1 copy of a random minion in your deck. He used to play every part, until Moroes confiscated his Orb of Deception.
Battlecry: Equip a random weapon for each player. PREPARE PARTY SERVOS FOR IMMEDIATE DEPLOYMENT.
Has +1 Attack for each card you've discarded this game. As a young blood-princess she learned the proper way for a lady to curtsy, how to address fellow members of royalty, and how to bite them.
Whenever a friendly minion dies while this is in your hand, gain +1 Attack. Spoiler alert: Bolvar gets melted and then sits on an ice throne and everyone forgets about him.
After a friendly minion loses Divine Shield, gain +2 Attack. He's so hot right now.
Battlecry: Give your weapon +1/+1. He was this close to piloting a massive juggernaut into Stormwind Harbor. If it weren't for those pesky kids!
After this attacks and kills a minion, gain +2/+2. You either die a villain, or live long enough to see yourself become the hero.
|Dark Pharaoh Tekahn||Legendary||General||Warlock||5||4||4|
Battlecry: For the rest of the game, your Lackeys are 4/4. He'll get that League of Explorers and their little murloc too!
Whenever this attacks, give your weapon +1/+1. He is not a medical doctor.
Whenever you draw a minion, summon a 1/1 copy of it. The children were puzzled by the scratches covering the insides of their toy-boxes.
The first card each player plays each turn costs (0). Someone called her "Tweety". She didn't take it well.
|Elise the Enlightened||Legendary||General||Druid||5||5||5|
Battlecry: If your deck has no duplicates, duplicate your hand. From cartographer to combatant, Elise has taken the road less traveled—because no one else could find it on a map.
|Elise the Trailblazer||Legendary||General||Any||5||5||5|
Battlecry: Shuffle a sealed Un'Goro pack into your deck. Reno taught her that blazing her own trail is a lot more fun than following someone else's map.
|Elite Tauren Chieftain||Legendary||General||Any||5||5||5|
Battlecry: Give both players the power to ROCK! (with a Power Chord card) He's looking for a drummer. The current candidates are: Novice Engineer, Sen'jin Shieldmasta', and Ragnaros the Firelord.
Deathrattle: If Stalagg also died this game, summon Thaddius. Feugen is sad because everyone likes Stalagg better.
|Finja, the Flying Star||Legendary||Murloc||Any||5||2||4|
Stealth. Whenever this attacks and kills a minion, summon 2 Murlocs from your deck. The last true master of Finjitsu.
|Gral, the Shark||Legendary||Beast||Rogue||5||2||2|
Battlecry: Eat a minion in your deck and gain its stats.
Deathrattle: Add it to your hand. “… We’re gonna need a bigger board.”
Deathrattle: Give a random friendly minion "Deathrattle: Summon Greybough." The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The next best time is when you lose a minion.
|Halazzi, the Lynx||Legendary||Beast||Hunter||5||3||2|
Battlecry: Fill your hand with 1/1 Lynxes that have Rush. Remember, you’re only as strong as your weakest lynx.
|Hallazeal the Ascended||Legendary||Elemental||Shaman||5||4||6|
Whenever your spells deal damage, restore that much Health to your hero. Hallazeals all your dallazamage.
Battlecry: Destroy your opponent's weapon and draw cards equal to its Durability. “That belongs in the Hall of Explorers!”
Spellburst: If the spell destroys any minions, summon them. "You wish to know my secrets, hmm? I carry a little bits of tuna in the sleeves of my robe, he loves that. Oh, you meant the risen dead? That was trivial, trivial."
Battlecry: Destroy a Beast. It's hard to make a living as a hunter in a world where beasts instantly reappear minutes after you kill them.
On your turn, your hero has +2 Attack and Windfury
|Ixlid, Fungal Lord||Legendary||General||Druid||5||2||4|
After you play a minion, summon a copy of it. We suggest crafting Ixlid; he'll grow on you. Literally.
Battlecry: Summon two random 5-Cost minions. Secretly pick one that dies when it takes damage. Her parents own Scholomance. Of course she's going to play tricks on the students!
After this attacks a minion, it also hits the enemy hero. When confronted with accusations of performance-enhancing bananas, Knuckles replied, "I get my fruit from trees I knock down with my bare hands like everyone else."
Charge. Battlecry: Summon two 1/1 Whelps for your opponent. At least he has Angry Chicken.
Battlecry: Enemy spells cost (5) more next turn. Loatheb used to be a simple Bog Beast. This is why we need stricter regulations on mining and agriculture.
Battlecry: Reorder your deck from the highest Cost card to the lowest Cost card. quicksort  =  quicksort (x:xs) = quicksort small ++ (x : quicksort large) where small = [y y <- xs, y <= x] large = [y y <- xs, y > x]
|Lothraxion the Redeemed||Legendary||Demon||Paladin||5||5||5|
Battlecry: For the rest of the game, after you summon a Silver Hand Recruit, give it Divine Shield. So infused with the Light, he has to wear double sleep masks at night.
|Lyra the Sunshard||Legendary||Elemental||Priest||5||3||5|
Whenever you cast a spell, add a random Priest spell to your hand. Arise, fair sun, and kill my envious foes. They don't have a legendary as beautiful as you.
|Malygos, Aspect of Magic||Legendary||Dragon||Mage||5||2||8|
Battlecry: If you're holding a Dragon, Discover an upgraded Mage spell. It's official. We can say Malygeese.
At the start of your turn, if you have at least 3 Mechs, destroy them all and form V-07-TR-0N. Do not push the big red button!
|Mozaki, Master Duelist||Legendary||General||Mage||5||3||8|
After you cast a spell, gain Spell Damage +1. Treats her students like her peers, which means defeating them in one-sided duels all day long.
Battlecry: Discover a Deathrattle minion. Also gain its Deathrattle. On her first day on the job, Myra removed the smoke detectors.
Inspire: Add a random spell to your hand. The ethereals have their own jousting tournament, and Saraad is the reigning champion. Also he won the ethereal hot dog eating contest.
Battlecry: Transform all your 1-Cost cards in your deck into Legendary minions. "I have a very particular set of skills. Skills that make me a nightmare for witches like you."
Start of Game: Add 5 extra Legendary minions to your deck. He was super excited to acquire Gorehowl at a garage sale! Then super disappointed to find out it was a foam reproduction.
Battlecry: Trigger a friendly minion's Deathrattle. She flitters around Ahn'Qiraj dreaming of the day she will meet a sweet prince, whom she can lay thousands of eggs with.
At the end of your turn, deal 1 damage to all enemies (improved by Spell Damage). Always the favorite of Headmaster Kel'Thuzad, Ras nonetheless received a chilly reception from the other faculty.
|Raza the Chained||Legendary||General||Priest||5||5||5|
Battlecry: If your deck has no duplicates, your Hero Power costs (0) this game. "Could you do me a favor and get the keys from Kazakus?"
Battlecry: Draw a Mech, Dragon, and Pirate. His main qualification is that he'll work with anyone. Or anything.
Deathrattle: If Feugen also died this game, summon Thaddius. Stalagg want to write own flavor text. "STALAGG AWESOME!"
Battlecry: Draw 5 different Secrets from your deck. The original clever girl.
Battlecry: Summon two 1/1 Whelps. Each gains a Deathrattle from your minions that died this game. Don’t let that dark magic worry you. He’ll ensure they hatch without a scratch.
Battlecry: Swap Health with another minion. Vol'jin is a shadow hunter, which is like a shadow priest except more voodoo.
Deathrattle: Shuffle a Candle into your deck that resummons Waxadred when drawn. Waxadred the dragon fought for his king, frolicking through the fields melting everything!
Deathrattle: Shuffle 'The Storm Guardian' into your deck. My life for Aya!
|Zai, the Incredible||Legendary||General||Demon Hunter||5||5||3|
Battlecry: Copy the left- and right-most cards in your hand. Following this act will be her younger brother, Frank the Mediocre.
Divine Shield, Taunt, Lifesteal, Rush Everything but the kitchen sink. Oh wait, there's one on his back.
At the end of your turn, give all Taunt minions in your hand +2/+2. We may never know what provoked it, but we will never forget the consequences.
Battlecry and Deathrattle: Summon a Jade Golem. Though young, Aya took over as the leader of Jade Lotus through her charisma and strategic acumen when her predecessor was accidentally crushed by a jade golem.
Whenever your hero takes damage, this minion takes it instead. Bolf keeps coming in 2nd at the Grand Tournament. It might be his year this year, if Lebron doesn't enter.
Deathrattle: Summon a 4/5 Baine Bloodhoof. Cairne was killed by Garrosh, so... don't put this guy in a Warrior deck. It's pretty insensitive.
Deathrattle: Swap this with a minion from your deck. She will NOT STOP until she gets tenure.
At the end of your turn, reduce the Cost of cards in your hand by (1). His second greatest regret is summoning an evil Firelord who enslaved his entire people.
Battlecry: Destroy a minion and all copies of it (wherever they are). Junior explorers scan the night sky in fear of her candle’s flame!
|Forest Warden Omu||Legendary||General||Druid||6||5||4|
Spellburst: Refresh your Mana Crystals. She wishes all things could grow and flourish at Scholomance. If only she knew…
Whenever you cast a 1-mana spell, add a random Mech to your hand. Gazlowe was voted "Most Likely to Explode" in high school.
Battlecry: Summon an AWESOME invention. He's the leader of the gnomes, and an incredible inventor. He's getting better, too; He turns things into chickens WAY less than he used to.
Start of Game: If your deck has only even-Cost cards, your starting Hero Power costs (1). Ever since Sylvanas killed his son, he's dreamed of getting… even.
Minions in your hand have Echo. Summon an unlimited* number of minions!** *Six **Wisps
|Grand Empress Shek'zara||Legendary||General||Rogue||6||5||7|
Battlecry: Discover a card in your deck and draw all copies of it. So is a Grand Empress an empress that's grand or an empress's empress?
Battlecry: Return your other minions to your hand. They cost (1). The grumbling grew to a mighty rumbling, and out of the caverns the kobolds came tumbling.
Battlecry: If you control a Lackey, choose a fantastic treasure. A staunch ally of Rafaam, at least while the shinies keep flowing.
|Hemet, Jungle Hunter||Legendary||General||Any||6||6||6|
Battlecry: Destroy all cards in your deck that cost (3) or less. The goblin travel agency lost his luggage, but he's still having a great vacation!
Battlecry: Summon a 1/1 copy of each of your other minions. His whole job is yelling "Yogg-Saron comin'!"
At the end of your turn, summon a 2/2 Gnoll with Taunt. Hogger is super powerful. If you kill him, it's because he let you.
Battlecry: Shuffle a Mine into your opponent's deck. When drawn, it explodes for 10 damage. The Iron Juggernaut guards Orgrimmar and has just earned the "Employee of the Month" award!
Battlecry: Replace your starting Hero Power with a better one. It's like putting racing stripes and a giant spoiler on your hero power.
|Keli'dan the Breaker||Legendary||General||Warlock||6||3||3|
Battlecry: Destroy a minion. If drawn this turn, instead destroy all minions except this one. He calms down a lot if you just give him a turn.
|Krag'wa, the Frog||Legendary||Beast||Shaman||6||4||6|
Battlecry: Return all spells you played last turn to your hand. Krag'wa has a ritual to honor his friends and a ritual to devour his enemies. No one can tell them apart.
Battlecry: Draw Galakrond. If you're already Galakrond, unleash a Devastation. The only one who knows how to properly prepare Galakrond's coffee.
|Lady in White||Legendary||General||Priest||6||5||5|
Battlecry: Cast 'Inner Fire' on all minions in your deck. (set Attack equal to Health) She was a lady in polka dots until the gnomish laundromat incident.
Battlecry: Choose a friendly minion. Swap it with a minion in your deck. She has set up her Black Market here in Gadgetzan for one purpose, to make a KILLING when Beanie Babies make their inevitable comeback.
Poisonous Maexxna gets super mad when people introduce her as "Maxina" or "Maxxy".
Battlecry: Summon a minion from your deck. It attacks the enemy hero, then dies. Believe it or not, this is only the faire's fourth most dangerous game.
|Mogor the Ogre||Legendary||General||Any||6||7||6|
All minions have a 50% chance to attack the wrong enemy. Mogor helped reopen the Dark Portal once. You know you're in trouble when you have to rely on an ogre.
Battlecry: Set each player to 5 Mana Crystals. Sadly, she was still two credits short of her Witch Doctorate.
Whenever another minion is Frozen, add a copy of it to your hand. Most disturbing is how Moorabi covers all those frozen minions with flavored syrup.
|Mukla, Tyrant of the Vale||Legendary||Beast||Any||6||5||5|
Battlecry: Add 2 Bananas to your hand. Pro tip: DO NOT BOGART THE BANANAS.
Battlecry: Summon two 0/3 Eggs. Next turn they hatch into 4/4 Drakes with Rush. Not to be confused with Nithogger.
Deathrattle: Summon a Mech from your hand and trigger its Deathrattle. Reduce, reuse, re-rattle!
Battlecry: If your deck has no duplicates, fully heal your hero. Reno is a four-time winner of the 'Best Accessorized Explorer' award.
|Reno the Relicologist||Legendary||General||Mage||6||4||6|
Battlecry: If your deck has no duplicates, deal 10 damage randomly split among all enemy minions. All his life, Reno Jackson was only a gatling wand away from becoming the greatest and most terrifying mage who ever existed.
|Rin, the First Disciple||Legendary||General||Warlock||6||3||6|
Deathrattle: Add 'The First Seal' to your hand. Signed and sealed, she delivers oblivion.
|Sayge, Seer of Darkmoon||Legendary||General||Mage||6||5||5|
Battlecry: Draw 1 card .
(Upgraded for each friendly Secret that has triggered this game!) There are no secrets between us... or refunds.
Battlecry: Set all other minions' Attack and Health to 3. Ironically, his favorite number is 4.
Deathrattle: Take control of a random enemy minion. Sylvanas was turned into the Banshee Queen by Arthas, but he probably should have just killed her because it just pissed her off.
Deathrattle: Summon a 3/3 Finkle Einhorn for your opponent. He lives in Blackrock Mountain. He eats Gnomes. That's pretty much it.
|The Black Knight||Legendary||General||Any||6||4||5|
Battlecry: Destroy an enemy minion with Taunt. He was sent by the Lich King to disrupt the Argent Tournament. We can pretty much mark that a failure.
|The Lurker Below||Legendary||Beast||Shaman||6||6||5|
Battlecry: Deal 3 damage to an enemy minion. If it dies, repeat on one of its neighbors. "Throw it back! THROW IT BACK!"
Battlecry: Give all minions in your hand and deck +1/+1. Calling the mist doesn't sound all that great. "Ooooh, it is slightly damp now!"
|The Skeleton Knight||Legendary||General||Any||6||7||4|
Deathrattle: Reveal a minion in each deck. If yours costs more, return this to your hand. Apparently it really was just a flesh wound.
Battlecry: Remove the top 5 cards from your deck. Corrupt: Your opponent's deck instead. "These are all.... EXPIRED!"
Battlecry: Add a random Legendary minion from the past to your hand. Just a twist to the left, one quarter turn to the right and … oops! Well, we didn’t need that timeline anyway.
Battlecry and Deathrattle: Add a Spare Part card to your hand. Something about power converters.
|Trade Prince Gallywix||Legendary||General||Rogue||6||5||8|
Whenever your opponent casts a spell, gain a copy of it and give them a Coin. Gallywix believes in supply and demand. He supplies the beatings and demands you pay up!
Battlecry: Change the Health of all enemy minions to 1. As an empty nester, she just misses her little ones.
Cards you draw from your Hero Power cost (0). He can summon anything, even a FEARSOME DOOMGUARD*.
*He's pretty sure this is going to work out.
Taunt. Battlecry: Draw cards until you draw one that isn't a Dragon. Wrathion, son of Deathwing, is a dragon. Why isn't he tagged as a dragon, you ask? WHAT, ARE YOU TRYING TO BLOW HIS COVER??
After you play a card, summon a 2/1 Satyr. Xavius has grand nightmares of summoning Sargeras into this world, but a few Satyr will have to do for now.
|Zerek, Master Cloner||Legendary||General||Priest||6||5||5|
Deathrattle: If you've cast any spells on this minion, resummon it. His original name was Aerek. Then the first clone was Berek. They went evil around Merek.
Whenever another minion takes damage, destroy it. With the help of his trusty sidekick Dreadscale, the giant jormungar Acidmaw is ready to face any knight!
Battlecry: Replace your hand and deck with Legendary minions. Minions must wash hands before being LIQUIDATED AND REPLACED BY SOMEONE BETTER.
Battlecry: Shuffle a copy of your opponent's deck into your deck. Nobody expects the Archbishop's Benediction!
Whenever you cast a spell, put a 'Fireball' spell into your hand. Antonidas was the Grand Magus of the Kirin Tor, and Jaina's mentor. This was a big step up from being Grand Magus of Jelly Donuts.
Battlecry: Replace your hand with a copy of your opponent's. The cards are always golden on the other side.
At the end of your turn, deal 2 damage to ALL other characters. Baron Geddon was Ragnaros's foremost lieutenant, until he got FIRED.
Can't Attack. Whenever this minion takes damage, deal 3 damage to a random enemy. The upper windows used to be for aiming. Then we thought: "Hey! MORE cannons!"
Battlecry: Summon two 1/1 Boom Bots for each Bomb in your opponent's deck. He's gonna fly through the air with the greatest of grease.
Battlecry: Summon four 0/2 Goblin Bombs. Every good plan requires a bit of patience. And a lot of explosives.
|Bwonsamdi, the Dead||Legendary||General||Priest||7||7||7|
Battlecry: Draw 1-Cost minions from your deck until your hand is full. Everyone's dying to meet him.
Battlecry: If your deck is empty, summon six 6/6 Greasefire Elementals. His cooking is always very well done.
Deathrattle: If you're holding a Dragon, deal 3 damage to all minions. Chillmaw keeps trying to ruin the Grand Tournament, and she would've done it too, if it weren't for those dang kids!
Battlecry: The next spell you cast this turn costs Health instead of Mana. Even after all this time, Gul'dan still makes Cho'gall go get donuts and coffee.
Inspire: Summon a random Legendary minion. She sees into your past and makes you face your fears. Most common fear: Getting Majordomo out of Sneed's Old Shredder.
Battlecry: Draw a Rush, Lifesteal, and Deathrattle card from your deck. "1 minion… ah, ah, ah! 2 minions… ah, ah, ah! 3 minions… ah, ah, ah!"
Battlecry: Give a random minion in your hand +5/+5. The brilliant mastermind of the Grimy Goons, Han sometimes thinks about ditching the idiot Cho, but that would just tear him apart.
Battlecry: Summon two 1/1 Boom Bots. WARNING: Bots may explode. MARVEL AT HIS MIGHT!
|Eadric the Pure||Legendary||General||Paladin||7||3||7|
Battlecry: Change all enemy minions' Attack to 1. Nobody rocks a monocle like Eadric.
When you draw this, deal 2 damage to all characters. Mimiron likes to take the Flame Leviathan out on some sweet joyrides.
Whenever this minion takes damage, double its Attack. The Sen'jin High football team is The Gahz'rillas.
|Gonk, the Raptor||Legendary||Beast||Druid||7||4||9|
After your hero attacks and kills a minion, it may attack again. There’s a word for Zandalari druids who refuse to pledge loyalty to Gonk: “Delicious.”
|Goru the Mightree||Legendary||General||Druid||7||5||10|
Battlecry: For the rest of the game, your Treants have +1/+1. He's untreefeated.
|High Inquisitor Whitemane||Legendary||General||Any||7||6||8|
Battlecry: Summon all friendly minions that died this turn. No one told her that champions want to sleep in.
|Hogger, Doom of Elwynn||Legendary||General||Any||7||6||6|
Whenever this minion takes damage, summon a 2/2 Gnoll with Taunt. When C'thun went to sleep, he checked under his bed for Hogger.
Battlecry: If your deck has no duplicates, the next spell you cast this turn costs (0). Solia marks the Kabal with intricate tattoos that grant immense power. Also it makes it harder for other gangs to recruit from their numbers. BACK OFF, GOONS.
|Jan'alai, the Dragonhawk||Legendary||Beast||Mage||7||4||4|
Battlecry: If your Hero Power dealt 8 damage this game, summon Ragnaros the Firelord. You mess with the Bird, you get the Firelord.
Every third spell you cast each turn costs (1). Descent of Dragons was merely a set back!
Whenever your opponent draws a card, add a copy to your hand that costs (1). The key to his mastery is a solid stack of backup copies.
Battlecry: Add a copy of each spell you cast on friendly characters this game to your hand. When it comes to spells, she loves 'em then she librams.
Battlecry: Deal 2 damage to all other minions. If any die, repeat this Battlecry. Betrayed the Alliance. Betrayed the Horde. All for 200 achievement points and a sweet, sweet hat.
Battlecry: Cast each spell you cast on your minions this game on this one. A diet of pure magic is great for the complexion but wreaks havoc on one's mood.
Battlecry: Equip a random weapon. Garrosh's best buddy. It's true. Look it up.
Deathrattle: Shuffle this minion into your deck. When Malorne isn't mauling hordes of demons, he enjoys attending parties, though he prefers to go stag.
Battlecry: Add 4 random Murlocs to your hand. Overload: (3) Neptulon is "The Tidehunter". He’s one of the four elemental lords. And he and Ragnaros get together and make really amazing saunas.
Double the damage and healing of your spells and Hero Power. He's been exiled from his home, and all his brothers turned evil, but otherwise he doesn't have a lot to complain about.
Battlecry: If you're holding a Dragon, destroy a Legendary minion. Rend believes he is the True Warchief of the Horde and he keeps editing the wikipedia page for "Warchief of the Horde" to include his picture.
At the end of your turn, fill your board with 1/1 Tentacles. How to tell your mother to go away.
Battlecry: Gain 2 of Rush, Taunt, Divine Shield, or Windfury (your choice). TAUNT. TAUNT.
Battlecry: Choose a direction to rotate all minions. "You might remember me from such attractions as 'Being Shot out of a Cannon' or 'That Carousel Ate My Friend.'"
Costs (1) less for each friendly Pirate. What's more boss than riding a parrot with a jawbone for a shoulderpad while wielding a giant hook-lance-thing and wearing a pirate hat? NOTHING.
Battlecry: For each Soul Fragment in your deck, summon a 3/3 Soul with Rush. If you value your life, don't call it a "soft science."
|Swamp King Dred||Legendary||Beast||Hunter||7||9||9|
After your opponent plays a minion, attack it. Swamp King Dred, more like Swamp King Dead, amiright?
Battlecry: Add a 5/5 Horror to your hand. Teach it two Shaman spells. Rafaam mainly enjoys working with Hagatha because she never laughs at Dr. Boom's jokes.
Whenever you shuffle a card into your deck, add a copy to your hand. "One for me and one for future me!"
Battlecry: Your opponent takes two turns. Then you take two turns. Follows adventurers, seeking the ultimate time magic: the ability to reload.
Battlecry: Draw a Beast, Dragon, and Murloc from your deck. The Curator guards Azeroth’s deadliest creatures, but it’s secretly terrified of squirrels.
|Troggzor the Earthinator||Legendary||General||Any||7||6||6|
Whenever your opponent casts a spell, summon a Burly Rockjaw Trogg. He keeps earthinating the countryside despite attempts to stop him.
|Twin Emperor Vek'lor||Legendary||General||Any||7||4||6|
Battlecry: If your C'Thun has at least 10 Attack, summon another Emperor. Do they make decisions based on age? "I'm two minutes older therefore we burn this village."
Battlecry: Increase your maximum hand size to 12. Draw 4 cards. I don't mean to pry, but you don't by chance happen to have six fingers on both of your hands?
Battlecry: Equip Thori'dal, the Stars' Fury. Good things come in threes: Windrunner sisters and arrows of Thori'dal.
|Akali, the Rhino||Legendary||Beast||Warrior||8||5||5|
Rush, Overkill: Draw a Rush minion and give it +5/+5. Most trolls only get to “AAAAHHH!” and don’t make it to the “kali” part.
|Al'Akir the Windlord||Legendary||Elemental||Shaman||8||3||5|
Windfury, Charge, Divine Shield, Taunt He is the weakest of the four Elemental Lords. And the other three don't let him forget it.
Deathrattle: Deal 8 damage to all minions. That's short for "Anomnomnomnomalus".
Battlecry: Summon a random Demon from your hand and deck. One of the demons will do all the work while the other gets the same grade.
Battlecry: Summon 3 Beasts from your hand. Father of Rexxar, Champion of the Horde, and Flexxar, Champion of the Gym.
Battlecry: Summon 3 Pirates from your deck. Give them Rush. "You three! Get in the cannon!"
At the end of your turn, summon a friendly minion that died this game. She always manages to lift your spirits.
Whenever you draw a card, put another copy into your hand. Left head and right head can never agree about what to eat for dinner, so they always end up just eating ramen again.
Battlecry: Gain the Deathrattle effects of 3 friendly minions that died this game. First Deathrattle: Draw a card.
Second: Draw 2 cards.
Third: Throw Mon'kind off a steel cage and plummet sixteen feet through an announcer’s table.
|Deathwing, Mad Aspect||Legendary||Dragon||Warrior||8||12||12|
Battlecry: Attack ALL other minions. Bite that one, bite that other one, claw this one, swallow that one whole....
Battlecry: If your deck has no duplicates, summon King Krush. Brann's new dino-taming hobby is going well—his pet can already make him sit, stand, and roll over!
|Fel Lord Betrug||Legendary||Demon||Warlock||8||5||7|
Whenever you draw a minion, summon a copy with Rush that dies at end of turn. Nobody else likes rush hour.
|Foe Reaper 4000||Legendary||Mech||Any||8||6||9|
Also damages the minions next to whomever it attacks. Foe reaping is really not so different from harvest reaping, at the end of the day.
|G'huun the Blood God||Legendary||General||Priest||8||8||8|
Battlecry: Draw 2 cards. They cost Health instead of Mana. All of the other Old Gods used to laugh and call him names. They never let poor G'huun join in any Old God games.
At the end of your turn, summon a random minion with Cost equal to your Armor (up to 10). Once crafted a gauntlet out of earwax and pure ambition.
Has +6 Attack while damaged. Grommash drank the tainted blood of Mannoroth, dooming the orcs to green skin and red eyes! Maybe not his best decision.
At the end of each turn, gain +1/+1 . He's Gruul "the Dragonkiller". He just wanted to cuddle them… he never meant to…
|Hex Lord Malacrass||Legendary||General||Mage||8||5||5|
Battlecry: Add a copy of your opening hand to your hand (except this card). Extremely awkward cousin of Hex Lord Malaclass.
|High Exarch Yrel||Legendary||General||Paladin||8||7||5|
Battlecry: If your deck has no Neutral cards, gain Rush, Lifesteal, Taunt, and Divine Shield. There can be no neutrality in the fight against darkness.
|Hir'eek, the Bat||Legendary||Beast||Warlock||8||1||1|
Battlecry: Fill your board with copies of this minion. REPEL’S EFFECT WORE OFF.
Battlecry: Draw 2 minions from your deck. Set their Attack, Health, and Cost to 1. "I'm a real toy now!"
|Kalimos, Primal Lord||Legendary||Elemental||Shaman||8||7||7|
Battlecry: If you played an Elemental last turn, cast an Elemental Invocation. All that's missing is a little heart.
Battlecry and Deathrattle: Recruit a Beast. She’s not one of those treehugger elves – but she does like the occasional cuddle.
At the end of each turn, summon all friendly minions that died this turn. Kel'Thuzad could not resist the call of the Lich King. Even when it's just a robo-call extolling the Lich King's virtues.
Battlecry: Swap decks with your opponent. Give them a Ransom spell to swap back. Management of the Kobold Empire requires a careful balance between a lack of social services and fiscal irresponsibility.
Deathrattle: Go Dormant. Restore 5 Health to awaken this minion. Always feels refreshed after a little dirt nap.
|Marin the Fox||Legendary||General||Any||8||6||6|
Battlecry: Summon a 0/8 Treasure Chest for your opponent. (Break it for awesome loot!) My name is Marin the Fox. You took my treasure. Prepare to die.
|Medivh, the Guardian||Legendary||General||Any||8||7||7|
Battlecry:Equip Atiesh, Greatstaff of the Guardian. If you think the party's great now, just wait 'til he invites the orcs over!
|Murozond the Infinite||Legendary||Dragon||Priest||8||8||8|
Battlecry: Play all cards your opponent played last turn. "Well, I'm glad YOU knew what I should be doing this turn."
Battlecry: Destroy a minion and gain its Health. She discovered Xal'atath, Blade of the Black Empire, a terrible weapon of shadow magic that could both swallow a soul and cut a mean julienne.
Deathrattle: Draw 8 cards. Eight arms of sand-flinging, foe-wringing, card-slinging fury!
Battlecry: Summon all minions from your hand that didn't start in your deck. Everyone wants to be a princess, but nobody ever considers the size of the hat.
|Ragnaros the Firelord||Legendary||Elemental||Any||8||8||8|
Can't attack. At the end of your turn, deal 8 damage to a random enemy. Ragnaros was summoned by the Dark Iron dwarves, who were eventually enslaved by the Firelord. Summoning Ragnaros often doesn’t work out the way you want it to.
At the end of your turn, restore 8 health to a damaged friendly character. What happens when you try and corrupt a corrupted firelord? DOUBLE NEGATIVE, INSECT!
Deathrattle: Add 3 copies of Arcane Missiles to your hand. A masterless shamurai.
Whenever this minion survives damage, summon a random Legendary minion. Daddy! I think I made a Legendary!
Battlecry: Summon two 0/1 Frozen Champions. "I recognize your effort but I think your magic still has room for improvement." - Sindragosa after taking a class on giving constructive feedback.
Battlecry: Choose a friendly minion. Add a 10/10 copy to your hand that costs (10). We're going to need some bigger tweezers.
Battlecry: Replay every card from another class you've played this game (targets chosen randomly). Those who cannot remember their card history are doomed to repeat it.
Whenever this attacks and kills a minion, gain +2/+2. Has 20 years of training in classical ballet, but ALLLLLL he ever gets asked to do is boogie.
|The Lich King||Legendary||General||Any||8||8||8|
At the end of your turn, add a random Death Knight card to your hand. "All that I am: anger, cruelty, vengeance, 8 attack - I bestow upon you, my chosen knight."
Divine Shield. Taunt. Deathrattle: Equip a 5/3 Ashbringer. If you haven't heard the Tirion Fordring theme song, it's because it doesn't exist.
|Turalyon, the Tenured||Legendary||General||Paladin||8||3||12|
Rush. Whenever this attacks a minion, set the defender's Attack and Health to 3. "Let evil flee before righteousness; let the innocent live in peace. Let the day come when none need fear. For that day, I give my life gladly."
|Zzeraku the Warped||Legendary||Dragon||Warlock||8||4||12|
Whenever your hero takes damage, summon a 6/6 Nether Drake. The extra Z is for "zesty."
Battlecry: Set a hero's remaining Health to 15. Alexstrasza the Life-Binder brings life and hope to everyone. Except Deathwing. And Malygos. And Nekros.
Deathrattle: Return this to your hand and summon a 4/4 Nerubian. Was actually a pretty nice guy before, you know, the whole Lich King thing.
Battlecry: Discover a powerful Artifact. He's very good at retrieving artifacts. From other people's museums.
Battlecry: Discover 5 cards. Replace your deck with 2 copies of each. Your deck is just another organizational challenge to her.
|Baku the Mooneater||Legendary||Beast||Any||9||7||8|
Start of Game: If your deck has only odd-Cost cards, upgrade your Hero Power. In her defense, it did look like a cookie.
Choose One - Give your other minions +2/+2; or Summon two 2/2 Treants with Taunt. Yes, he's a demigod. No, he doesn't need to wear a shirt.
Battlecry: Summon a 5/5 Dragon for each spell you cast this game that costs (5) or more. Her secret is using a gentle voice and carrying a baggie of hotdogs.
Battlecry: If your deck has no duplicates, add 2 other random Dragons to your hand. They cost (1). Givin' lives and takin' names.
Deathrattle: Summon your Taunt minions that died this game. The viziers of Azjol-Nerub released Hadronox as a last-ditch effort to hold back the Lich King. They did so by VERY carefully scooping him up in a LARGE newspaper and releasing him.
Can't attack heroes. This massive yeti just closes his eyes and charges at the nearest target. The nearest Target is a couple blocks away and has sick deals on skateboards.
Charge The best defense against King Krush is to have someone you don’t like standing in front of you.
Battlecry: Destroy all damaged Minions. He's a terror at concerts.
|Krul the Unshackled||Legendary||Demon||Warlock||9||7||9|
Battlecry: If your deck has no duplicates, summon all Demons from your hand. Spicklefizz pondered his life choices as he looked at the chain around his neck. "Become a warlock," they said. "You get to enslave demons," they said.
Battlecry: Destroy your hero and replace it with Lord Jaraxxus. "TRIFLING GNOME! YOUR ARROGANCE WILL BE YOUR UNDOING!!!!"
Deathrattle: Replace your hero with Ragnaros, the Firelord. You thought Executus turned you into Ragnaros, but really Ragnaros was in you the whole time.
Your other Demons have +2/+2. Your hero is Immune. Mal'Ganis doesn't like being betrayed, so if you discard him, watch out.
Spell Damage +5 Malygos hates it when mortals use magic. He gets so mad!
Battlecry: Recruit a 1, 2, and 3-Attack minion. His adventuring party consists of Goldshire Footman, Frostwolf Grunt and Hadronox.
All targets are chosen randomly. This flavor text was randomly generated. If it happens to form words and make sense, that is purely by chance.
Whenever an enemy minion dies, summon a Leper Gnome. He was obsessed with explosives until he discovered knitting. Now he yells, “SWEATERS! MORE SWEATERS!”
Battlecry: Add 2 random spells to your hand (from your opponent's class). They call him "Blackwing" because he's a black dragon...... and he's got wings.
Battlecry: Summon two random 0-Cost minions.
(Upgrades each time a friendly minion dies!) Missed the big descent with the other dragons. But better late and nether!
Players only have 15 seconds to take their turns. Time to write some flavor text.
Battlecry: Summon 1/1 Whelps until your side of the battlefield is full. Onyxia long manipulated the Stormwind Court by disguising herself as Lady Katrana Prestor. You would have thought that the giant wings and scales would have been a giveaway.
Rush. Overkill: Summon a Beast from your hand. Adorning devilsaurs with armor and feathers is a respected job in troll culture, although it has a high turnover rate.
Battlecry: Gain +5 Health for each Elemental you played last turn. Between you and me, Ozruk is a bit obsessed with his body.
Deathrattle: Resummon this with -1/-1. He looks bad now, but he was pretty handsome in his 20/20s.
Choose a friendly minion. Add a copy of it to your hand, deck and battlefield. Just wait until you also find a copy in your pocket. And your desk! And your FRIDGE!!
Battlecry: Repeat all other Battlecries from cards you played this game (targets chosen randomly). Beware the Shudderwock, my son. We're fresh out of vorpal daggers.
|Soggoth the Slitherer||Legendary||General||Any||9||5||9|
Can't be targeted by spells or Hero Powers. Don't tell Soggoth, but in the future he gets totally owned by the Master's Glaive and his skull becomes a tourist attraction.
At the end of your turn, add a Dream Card to your hand. Ysera rules the Emerald Dream. Which is some kind of green-mirror-version of the real world, or something?
Battlecry: Shuffle 7 Dream Portals into your deck. When drawn, summon a random Dragon. Releash the Dragon!
Your spells cost (1). Reach down into your lungs. The wind that resides there is your greatest treasure. It provides the gift of song, which is free.
*But not less than (1)
Your minions cost (1). Call her "Tweety". She'll find it real funny. I PROMISE.
Battlecry: Deal damage equal to this minion's Attack randomly split among all enemies. C'Thun's least favorite Hearthstone card: Eye for an Eye.
|C'Thun, the Shattered||Legendary||General||Any||10||6||6|
Start of Game: Break into pieces. Battlecry: Deal 30 damage randomly split among all enemies. My grandfather's deck has no useless cards!
|Colossus of the Moon||Legendary||General||Any||10||10||10|
Reborn Strike him down, and you'll face the Colossus of the New Moon.
Battlecry: Destroy all other minions and discard your hand. Once a noble dragon known as Neltharion, Deathwing lost his mind and shattered Azeroth before finally being defeated. Daddy issues?
Deathrattle: Put all Dragons from your hand into the battlefield. To his credit, Deathwing really took to heart the feedback he was receiving that he needed to be "more of a team player".
Battlecry: Double the Attack and Health of all minions in your hand. Taste your world's corruption! It tastes like chicken.
|Hakkar, the Soulflayer||Legendary||General||Any||10||9||6|
Deathrattle: Shuffle a Corrupted Blood into each player's deck. ATTENTION: Do not enter any major city while infected with the Corrupted Blood!
Your first spell each turn costs (0).
Battlecry: Discover a spell. He was once the Aspect of Magic but gave it up to focus on cheap tricks.
Battlecry: For each spell in your hand, summon a random minion of the same Cost. When you're the king of the cats, the whole desert is your litterbox.
|Kun the Forgotten King||Legendary||General||Druid||10||7||7|
Choose One - Gain 10 Armor; or Refresh your Mana Crystals. Aya siphons a bit of Kun's soul to animate each golem in her Jade army. To his credit, he's being a great sport about it.
Deathrattle: If you have no cards in your deck, hand, and battlefield, destroy the enemy hero. "Your software will fail. Your users will abandon you. You are already obsolete."
|N'Zoth, God of the Deep||Legendary||General||Any||10||5||7|
Battlecry: Resurrect a friendly minion of each minion type. It really just wants to cuddle all the creatures of Azeroth.
|N'Zoth, the Corruptor||Legendary||General||Any||10||5||7|
Battlecry: Summon your Deathrattle minions that died this game. Has not been able to get "Under the Sea" out of his head for like FIVE THOUSAND YEARS.
Battlecry: Restore both heroes to full Health. In another timeline, she was called Yeszari.
|The Boom Reaver||Legendary||Mech||Warrior||10||7||9|
Battlecry: Summon a copy of a minion in your deck. Give it Rush. "What's better than reaving? BOOM reaving!"
Can't be targeted by Spells or Hero Powers. Millennia of evolutionary pressures turned his species into the Faerie Dragons we know today.
Battlecry: Draw 3 cards. Put any minions you drew directly into the battlefield. Leader of the Alliance! Father of Anduin! Also he likes to play Arena, and he averages 12 wins.
|Y'Shaarj, Rage Unbound||Legendary||General||Any||10||10||10|
At the end of your turn, put a minion from your deck into the battlefield. When he's working out, he binds all that rage back into a ponytail.
|Y'Shaarj, the Defiler||Legendary||General||Any||10||10||10|
Battlecry: Add a copy of each Corrupted card you've played this game to your hand. They cost (0) this turn. Y'Shaarj made an excellent office intern, doing the copying AND defiling.
|Yogg-Saron, Hope's End||Legendary||General||Any||10||7||5|
Battlecry: Cast a random spell for each spell you've cast this game (targets chosen randomly). I spell your doom... Y-O-U-R D-O-O-M!
|Yogg-Saron, Master of Fate||Legendary||General||Any||10||7||5|
Battlecry: If you've cast 10 spells this game, spin the Wheel of Yogg-Saron. Yogg take the wheel!
|Shirvallah, the Tiger||Legendary||Beast||Paladin||25||7||5|
Divine Shield, Rush, Lifesteal
Costs (1) less for each Mana you've spent on spells. On bended knee Thekal placed his weapon upon Shirvallah’s altar, whereupon she slowly knocked it off with her paw.
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Lore[edit | edit source]
Sneed was a goblin formerly found in the Deadmines, serving as Edwin VanCleef's lumbermaster. He was one of the earlier bosses of the instance, climbing into his shredder to assault anyone who dared venture into his chamber.
- The shredder is an impressive goblin mechanical creature which is usually piloted by a goblin. Shredders are used for lumbering, but they can serve in war because of the solid metal construction of the machine and the great saws they wield. The first machine designed to mimic the humanoid form, goblin shredders use the steamsaws attached to their arms to cut down lumber at an incredible rate that is unmatched by peasant work crews.
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- This card's Deathrattle Summon effect is intended to depict the shredder's pilot hitting the "big shiny red eject button" and parachuting onto the field to continue the fight. The controls for Sneed's Old Shredder are described as being sufficiently tricky that "only a Legendary minion could possibly master them", hence explaining why the minion summoned is always legendary.
- Previously, this card's Deathrattle was capable of summoning another Sneed's Old Shredder. However, a change in [PATCH NAME] prevented cards from generating copies of themselves, making this impossible.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
Patch changes[edit | edit source]
- Unknown patch, prior to April 2016: The word 'legendary' is now written as 'Legendary'.
- Patch 18.104.22.16834 (2014-12-04): Added.
References[edit | edit source]
- Ben Brode on Twitter. (2014-11-08).
- Ben Brode on Twitter. (2014-11-08).
- Ben Brode on Twitter. (2014-11-08).
- Fireside Chat Developer Panel Recap. (2014-11-07).